Heather Janet Barfoot
With your orientation, you have to be celibate.
In the Bible? Where?
I’m not quite sure.
My parents are still hoping for grandchildren
and Michael (to my parents ‘Lizzi’)
What to do?
Celibacy makes me think
of RC priests.
Well, I could wear skirts.
and Michael wouldn’t be so hurt
and the parents would think it an honourable calling.
(“Sad about the grandchildren though”).
I suppose I’d better start studying.
Well, I won’t be alone,
they say there’s quite a lot of us –
don’t tell the Pope…